angrybagel: why does sex have to result in babies why cant it result in pizza
surfingteen: if you’re embarrassed of yourself just remember that two girls at my school are going out to dinner to celebrate justin bieber’s birthday by themselves
emmugh: everyone calls it nightblogging but really it’s the australians
heiwajima: can we skip school and university and go to the part where i become a princess
ceesquatch: when an animal doesn’t like me it really impacts my self esteem
gallifrey-feels: l-uxury: adnrewscott: angrybagel: why does sex have to result in babies why cant it result in pizza “push, Helen! push!” she gives the last of her energy, and she hears it the soft, tender sizzle of a freshly baked pizza the doctor holds it up by the crust, carefully snipping off the little plastic table “it’s a deep dish!” what the hell is wrong with this website ...
tittyglitterdance: judaaru: what if you hit your alarm clock one morning and it hits you back that would be alarming
simplesmentecansada: GOD BLESS SEASON ONE CHARACTERS THEY DONT KNOW WHAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN THEY ARE SO INNOCENT THEY HAVE NO IDEA THE SHIT THE WRITERS ARE GOING TO PUT THEM THROUGH
nayx: is there a pizzeria called “another one bites the crust” yet and if there isnt then why not
instagrampa: If someone is arguing with you, the best thing to do is clap in their face as you talk because it helps get your point across to them better
snake-dad: we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect
hardcorerockinn: saying “no we can’t” when bob the builder and his gang said “can we fix it?” because you were a rebellious cunt of a child
hipsters: Im not a hipster, but i can make your hips stir!
me: Im not water but i'll fucking drown you
chimer-a: eroticizedhumour: nothing says regret like the email address you made as a kid so_dam_hawt…